Vintage Movie Moment – Clueless

The best teen movie ever. Based on Jane Austin’s Emma. Quotes that altered my teenage years:

Cher: “He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?”

Cher: “Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.”

Josh: “We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.”
Cher: “Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.”

Cher: “That’s Ren and Stimpy. They’re way existential.”

Cher: “Been shopping with Dr. Suess?”
Dionne: “Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my back pack.”

Murray: “Turn with your head, not the whole car!”

Cher: “Would you call me selfish?”
Dionne: “Not to your face.”

Cher: “I want to do something for humanity.”
Josh: “How about sterilisation?”

Cher: “Do you prefer “fashion victim” or “ensembly challenged”?”

Josh: “Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.”
Cher: “I am. You try driving in platforms.”

Cher: “I felt impotent and out of control. Which I really, really hate. I had to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength… ” [we see a wide shot of the mall]

Cher: “I have direction!”
Josh: “Yeah, towards the mall.”

And finally …

Cher: “As if.”


4 thoughts on “Vintage Movie Moment – Clueless

  1. Oh my god that movie like totally rocks! Classic line:Chick whose name I forget: “My surgeon doesn’t want me doing anything that involves balls flying at my nose”Cher: “There goes your social life”Ha!

  2. honey, it was based on emma :)but completely ace film. my fave was always brittany murphy’s character (jeez, she’s dropped a lot of weight since those days)

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